In a new interview with Allure, Megan Fox once again says really stupid things. I don't know why she can't just turn down interviews. However, that might force me to look for something else to write about, and I'm not necessarily in the mood. She went off about somebody taking a topless photo of her with their cell phone, and said she'd like to cause that person "physical harm." I guess she doesn't know who leaked that photo, but I heard his name rhymes with Ryan Shmaustin Shmeen. She also complained about going to "Industry events" where "everyone blows sunshine up everyone else's ass." I don't know about sunshine, but I have had some things blown up my ass at a party. Fox doesn't like Industry gatherings because she thinks when people tell her that she's talented or that she's going to be a movie star, it sounds "forced or fake." Maybe she's smarter than I give her credit for.