Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Housewife Drag Queen

Us Weekly is claiming that one of the Real Housewives of Atlanta is rumored to have started a relationship with another woman. The rumor is that Kim Zolciak split from her lover "Big Papa" and has moved on to DJ Tracy Young.

First of all, what was Notorious BIG doing dating one of the housewives when he's been dead for years? Second, what's up with lesbian DJs always coercing women out of the closet? Just once I would like one of these ladies to strike up their first lesbian relationship with somebody more stable, like a realtor or a Jet Ski–repair woman.

Don’t know why we're all so surprised about this. I mean there is a man under that wig and silicone right??? I always thought 'big daddy' was her. Was I wrong about that too????

Apparently the DJ lost a bunch of weight for Kim, which is pretty impressive considering she must be eating out all the time.


Gucci Mama said...

It took me a minute, but that last line finally clicked. You are my hero.

EL said...

hahhaha! ohh man kims a mess! p.s dont be tardy for the party!

Ashley Stone said...

oh goodness, funny post!!! haha


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