Friday, March 19, 2010
What Women Want in a Man. Age 20-70
What Women Want in a Man:
What Women Want in a Man. Age 20
Handsome
Charming
Financially successful
A caring listener
Witty
In good shape
Dresses with style
Appreciates finer things
Full of thoughtful surprises
An imaginative, romantic lover
What Women Want in a Man. Age 30
Nice looking [prefer hair on his head]
Opens car doors, holds chairs
Has enough money for a nice dinner
Listens more than talks
Laughs at my jokes
Carries bags of groceries with ease
Owns at least one tie
Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
Seeks romance at least once a week
What Women Want in a Man. Age 40
»Not too ugly [bald head OK]
Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
Nods head when I'm talking
Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
Remembers to put the toilet seat down
Shaves most weekends
What Women Want in a Man. Age 50
Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
Doesn't belch or scratch in public
Doesn't borrow money too often
Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times
Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
Appreciates a good TV dinner
Remembers your name on occasion
Shaves some weekends
What Women Want in a Man. Age 60
Doesn't scare small children
Remembers where bathroom is
Doesn't require much money for upkeep
Only snores lightly when asleep
Remembers why he's laughing
Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
Usually wears some clothes
Likes soft foods
Remembers where he left his teeth
Remembers that it's the weekend
What Women Want in a Man. Age 70+
Breathing
Doesn't miss the toilet
Labels:
Funny,
Relationship
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6 comments:
Thats soo hilarious!!You made my day!!I'm still laughing!!!!
so so true...stopping from friday follows now following you. have a great weekend.
This is hilarious! I came over from Chronicles of a Veteran Kindergarten Teacher. I stayed for a while and read your posts. I love it. I am going to follow you.
Too funny!
You've got a new follower from Friday Follow!
Have an awesome weekend.
Kimberly
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Very cute.
Happy Friday Follow!
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LOL!!!! Hilarious Anat!!!!
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