Friday, March 19, 2010

What Women Want in a Man. Age 20-70



What Women Want in a Man:


What Women Want in a Man. Age 20

Handsome

Charming

Financially successful

A caring listener

Witty

In good shape

Dresses with style

Appreciates finer things

Full of thoughtful surprises

An imaginative, romantic lover

What Women Want in a Man. Age 30

Nice looking [prefer hair on his head]

Opens car doors, holds chairs

Has enough money for a nice dinner

Listens more than talks

Laughs at my jokes

Carries bags of groceries with ease

Owns at least one tie

Appreciates a good home-cooked meal

Remembers birthdays and anniversaries

Seeks romance at least once a week

What Women Want in a Man. Age 40

»Not too ugly [bald head OK]

Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car

Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally

Nods head when I'm talking

Usually remembers punch lines of jokes

Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture

Wears a shirt that covers his stomach

Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids

Remembers to put the toilet seat down

Shaves most weekends

What Women Want in a Man. Age 50

Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed

Doesn't belch or scratch in public

Doesn't borrow money too often

Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting

Doesn't re-tell the same joke too many times

Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends

Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear

Appreciates a good TV dinner

Remembers your name on occasion

Shaves some weekends

What Women Want in a Man. Age 60

Doesn't scare small children

Remembers where bathroom is

Doesn't require much money for upkeep

Only snores lightly when asleep

Remembers why he's laughing

Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself

Usually wears some clothes

Likes soft foods

Remembers where he left his teeth

Remembers that it's the weekend

What Women Want in a Man. Age 70+

Breathing

Doesn't miss the toilet

6 comments:

lovelyviolet5 said...

Thats soo hilarious!!You made my day!!I'm still laughing!!!!

Marie's Cozy Corner said...

so so true...stopping from friday follows now following you. have a great weekend.

Choices said...

This is hilarious! I came over from Chronicles of a Veteran Kindergarten Teacher. I stayed for a while and read your posts. I love it. I am going to follow you.

Kimberly said...

Too funny!

You've got a new follower from Friday Follow!

Have an awesome weekend.

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Jennifer M said...

Very cute.
Happy Friday Follow!
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Mrsblogalot said...

LOL!!!! Hilarious Anat!!!!

 

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