Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Kate Gosselin Vows to Crush Her 'Dancing With the Stars' Competition Just Like a Certain Disgraced Ex-Husband of Hers


I think this story should be read to the background music of This boots where made for walking … Only I changed one line: One of this days this boots are gonna Dance all over you….


The newly announced lineup for the upcoming season of Dancing With the Stars promises a varied array of talent, from octogenarian former astronaut Buzz Aldrin to former Baywatch babe Pamela Anderson to Olympic gold medalist Evan Lysacek.

But to hear Kate Gosselin tell, it, they will all taste the bitter sting of crushing defeat as she tap-dances her way to victory on the competitive series.

The former Jon & Kate Plus 8 mom took to the airwaves on Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Monday night to announce that, when all is said and done, the mirror-ball trophy will be hers:

"I am gonna win," Gosselin crowed.

The only slight drawback to her plan? Her lack of experience on the dance floor. But Gosselin revealed that she's honing her chops in a makeshift dance studio located in the basement of her home, and what she lacks in grace she make up for with other physical attributes:

"I was never coordinated enough, which is a problem with dancing, but I can run."

Well, sure; we all saw how quickly she ran from a certain womanizing Ed Hardy enthusiast.

Will Kate take away top honors on Dancing With the Stars? If not her, then who?

6 comments:

The Boob Nazi said...

I can't believe she's doing it...

Oh wait, yes I can. Fame whore.

2busy said...

Doesn't she have a bunch of kids she should be taking care of????

Gucci Mama said...

I feel sorry for Kate Gosselin. I know it's de rigeur to hate her, but she was married to such a douche; it really doesn't surprise me that she's a little...brash considering everything she has to juggle.

That said, I might chuckle to myself a little when she's eliminated the first week after her misplaced bravado on Kimmel.

I've never watched DWTS, but I'm thinking I just might tune in this season. ;)

Shell said...

I haven't seen the rest of the cast. My fav pro dancer on there is Chelsie Hightower, so I root for her partner. I love her from her SYTYCD days.

Messy Mommy said...

Can't wait to watch! I don't think there's any way she'll win. We will see.

Adrian's Crazy Life said...

I have to say, she is the most controversial player they've ever had on the show. I just think it's unfair to the kids since the show is so time consuming and she is the only parent now.

 

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